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SEARCHING FOR EMO…AGAIN!!

Hello!  It’s your favorite indecently-clothed adult bird (AKA, the one and ONLY “BIG BIRD”), walking down Poppy Street before heading left on Sesame, because God gives no rest to me with all the nut jobs and bad seeds who live on this street!
I hate it to admit it, but I’ve been tasked to track down an immature nitwit and foolish ass who thinks he lives in A Looking Glass!! Doesn’t he know he needs a BOWL or watery hole if he wants to swim? 🐠

So, yes skewered viewers who are no longer friends, I’m SEARCHING FOR EMO EVER YET again!!
I’m been condemned to search for him since producers have indulged him and his ridiculous “Wish to Be a Fish,” divulging it’s a-ok to chase each errant WHIM.
Since he’s both spineless and fin-less, his stupidity is stupendous! But even without functioning gills, he’d still make us all ill! 🤮

His flaws are endless, but I have to shorten and finish this “poison pen” to vent on “the Internet,” a concept our show “forgets” but hasn’t “officially acknowledged” yet.
But who even cares or cares to listen? We teach simple letters and the parents play forgetters. Still it’s all goal-driven and fully forgiven. At least with no villains, parents needn’t be scared about the killin’ of innocent children.