LOVERBOY AND PRETTY GIRLS

After all the songs I’ve sung,
LOVERBOY is deaf and dumb
If he chooses to hide from this
Beautiful Pink goddess TRYING
To Raise Her Glass and Celebrate
No longer celibate, but Romeo
Chose another mate to date.
He says her name is Juliette, and
She exploded into his heart.
The “dice was loaded from the start,”
So I guess she popped The Gambler’s
(AKA “The Midnight Rambler’s”)
Buttons, costing ME more than“nuttin!!”

No, I was made a glutton for mutton,
Perfect Crime and Punishment to the
Extent I became such a Lost Cause,
I had to Breathe, just breathe. I still
Believe We Belong Together, but I’ve
Been Hanging On For A Hero, and
My Unanswered Prayers turn up zero.

At least I’m not Killing Strangers, but
I Danced With One, and I was Swept Away
Like Tom Hanks and Wilson in Castaway.
Tom’s married to Rita Wilson, by the way,
Who, along with cousins, Anne and Nancy
Wilson and family friend, KERI HILSON.
I do the Pretty Girl Rock with all of them
Because they’re Pretty and Drip like me,
Since Pretty’s On The Inside, and our Out
Sides make men trip with love for “SHES.”

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