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CONFESSIONS OF A SCARY BITCH Iāll hunt you down And eat you up;Iāll screw your flesh,Thatās not enough. I wonāt stop there,Iāll eat your hair And poke your eyes.Iāll make you scared;Youāll try to hide. You will be found,Iāll be the one Who drags you down;Invades your corpseUntil youāre stuffed. Iāll spear your headTo take…
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WHAT I INDELIBLY REMEMBER ABOUT SEPTEMBER If September eleven took folks to Paradise,Nirvana, and Heaven,Why does it still hurt our scared hearts Regular folks were forced to depart?I believe weāre collectively extremely sad Other moms, dads, and singles were Made to mingle, taking final breaths,United in a violent and horrible death. Though it makes me…
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SEARCHING FOR EMOā¦AGAIN!! Hello! Itās your favorite indecently-clothed adult bird (AKA, the one and ONLY āBIG BIRDā), walking down Poppy Street before heading left on Sesame, because God gives no rest to me with all the nut jobs and bad seeds who live on this street!I hate it to admit it, but Iāve been tasked…
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ITāS SCARY TO BE BROKE & UNMARRIED I had money and beauty in 2022,But no more of both in 2024.It seems that fickle BeautyRequires copious sums of funds to Fulfill even the most basic duties!Iām now a fading and non-dating lady Forced to reside at my parentsālair, Trying to pretend I donāt live there.Itās hard…
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I Iād take him either time or way,Since my sexual frustration And reliance on underperforming,Bored, and boring imagination,Coupled with rote vibrationsElectronic stimulation, andPartner Simulation,To feel a trickle of the fickleBrief floods of sexual relief,Even if gush is grief, Iād still give my eye teethTo be the victim of aPleasure Thief š¦š«¦