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SEARCHING FOR EMO…AGAIN!! Hello! It’s your favorite indecently-clothed adult bird (AKA, the one and ONLY “BIG BIRD”), walking down Poppy Street before heading left on Sesame, because God gives no rest to me with all the nut jobs and bad seeds who live on this street!I hate it to admit it, but I’ve been tasked…
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IT’S SCARY TO BE BROKE & UNMARRIED I had money and beauty in 2022,But no more of both in 2024.It seems that fickle BeautyRequires copious sums of funds to Fulfill even the most basic duties!I’m now a fading and non-dating lady Forced to reside at my parents’lair, Trying to pretend I don’t live there.It’s hard…
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I I’d take him either time or way,Since my sexual frustration And reliance on underperforming,Bored, and boring imagination,Coupled with rote vibrationsElectronic stimulation, andPartner Simulation,To feel a trickle of the fickleBrief floods of sexual relief,Even if gush is grief, I’d still give my eye teethTo be the victim of aPleasure Thief 💦🫦
