• CHRISTINA MƁS FINA

    Christina, mas fina,
    I think you’re most fine
    And am so glad you’re a friend
    Till the end of mine
    And others who depend
    On you, too.
    I especially appreciate
    Your help with my move!
    It was even worse
    Than after my divorce,
    And what could be worse
    Than moving after divorce?
    One without your help,
    Or so I’d guess.
    And I must confess,
    In my state my stress,
    I couldn’t ā€œbuy myself flowers,ā€
    But you even saved me
    In my post-move hours.
    You have a kind of kindness
    That leaves you blindless
    To others’ needs,
    Making you one of a kind
    And a very special breedā£ļø
    You show love to all,
    And even though I’m tall,
    You pass every test,
    Proving your stature
    Is simply the best!
    I guess that’s why you’re
    Loved by all the restā£ļø

  • I

    I’d take him either time or way,
    Since my sexual frustration
    And reliance on underperforming,
    Bored, and boring imagination,
    Coupled with rote vibrations
    Electronic stimulation, and
    Partner Simulation,
    To feel a trickle of the fickle
    Brief floods of sexual relief,
    Even if gush is grief,
    I’d still give my eye teeth
    To be the victim of a
    Pleasure Thief šŸ’¦šŸ«¦

  • NOBODY NOWHERE

    I’m nobody nowhere.
    I wish someone would rescue me from nowhere.
    I can’t get out of here.
    I just want to read my own poems.
    But I have a new phone,
    It’s practically all I own.
    The old one has been usurped,
    Ownership passed to another ā€œownā€
    And other phones.
    So I’m just here I fear
    To track down my own poems
    So I can read them on my own
    To comfort my own self.
    Dear God:
    This is UTTER HELL!!!!!